Thursday, January 05, 2006

BAD BOYS "V" GOOD GUYS

Bad boys bad boys whatcya gonna do?....
here it is folks, girls want a nice guy to hold them and love them and call them princess and all that other shite right?!....well not me!, I cant stand that mushy crap but we will not go there just yet for the sake of this blog will we leave me out of the equation...
so I wanna know when girls are out on the drink why is it that they are instantly attracted to the bad boys?...why is it that married men...involved men and men who don't want anything other than a bit of good old rough n tumble sex are the guys women go weak at the knees for...they know they only after one thing yet they get all upset when they get it and don't come back...are women screwed in the head?...I mean its like ... stupid cow he told ya he just wanted a shag...you give him it and now you crying coz he gone....
I am probably pissing many women off with this blog but ah well like I care...women are emotional fuckwits I tell ya they don't know what they want...myself excluded remember....well they do but they ruin it when they get it...come on you lads know it...a woman says she wants an nice guy ...gets one and ends up turning him into a bad boy...I've done it! I will include myself here...
why do women do it?...we only have ourselves to blame...all the assholes out there...chances are they were once a nice guy, real loving and affectionate true old fashioned gents and we fucked them up...we moaned and twisted and told them nothing was good enough...you guys know what I mean...so why do we do it?...well I've got a thought...
maybe I am the only woman (well no I do know one other who has realised it)...we don't want to be chained to the sink anymore...we want freedom and independence...we wanna do what we want... when we want it we don't want the stress that comes with having to worry about the guys feelings....and with a nice guy you have to think of his feelings with a bad boy you don't....
so here it stands i am a selfish bitch who has finally realised look out for number one...live my dreams and grab a bad boy for some hot steamy kinky sex when needs be...lasses its fantastic this way...lads...would u prefer it if ya woman was a little less demanding...and a lot more horny?...sure ya would....its about time folks realised the bad boys are the good guys....
the reason women say they want a nice guy...is coz that's what's expected that's what we're brainwashed into thinking we want and need...and the reason we screw the nice lads around is coz deep down they not what we want...they're hard work and of course no woman is turned on by a guy who is a pushover we dont wanna guy who sits in all day and festers while he waits for us to call we have no respect for that guy...
so here is my thought...lads be nice sure don't beat the crap out of us but don't be all soft n mushy...keep some of that bad boy in ya...coz we want it....and we want it BAD....

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

GUILT

can I ask folks who the bloody hell invented guilt....God?...what an ass....I mean come on what purpose does guilt serve except to make you feel like shite?!?!
I mean who wants to feel like that? not me! but guess what.... it's programmed into us!! I need to find some1 who knows how to remove that part of the human system....I mean is it like windows is there an add/remove programme section?...If so how do I find it coz I want to click "remove file"......i mean its got a bloody virus!! its a pain in the ass and don't get me wrong I like it in the ass LOL but not that... not guilt....
why cant we just enjoy our lives have fun with whomever we choose without having to feel guilt...yeah murderers and nasty people like that should be made to feel guilt....I don't think it should be removed from bad people....but little old me...I want it out....
I don't wanna cook his tea I don't wanna wash his smelly socks and I don't wanna spend my life with him...I just wanna be his mate and have him shag the ass off me...What's wrong with that....nothing I don't think....why should I feel guilty for wanting that?....but oh no god has to invent guilt and guilt settles in and gets in the fucking way!! and once again I'm left holding the vibrator and the frigging batteries have died...I mean god for fucks sake... give me a break!!!